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    Aug 2 - posted by MzNooBs
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Townhouse is the most amazing place I've ever been to, I dont bother going to other bars anymore. The people there, both guests and hosts, are so lovely and always make me feel welcome. The atmosphere is amazing, people just having a great time either social or otherwise ;-) It's the kind of pl... Read complete review
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    Apr 10 - posted by HelenWrite
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    I had known about Townhouse for years and its reputation for being such an amazing place with someone of the nicest people you could ever meet, but it took years to overcome my fears, well the hosts fears. The host finally overcame his fears (not of the type of club it was, that doesn't phase him... Read complete review
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    Apr 17 - posted by Hgvdriver2
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Definitely one of one of the best clubs in the country and my experience ranges from working in a couple of clubs to visiting lots of clubs up and down the country. Well managed, great staff and a friendly environment. I have been delighted to have been a 'patron' during of a lockdown and looking ... Read complete review
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    Sep 26 - posted by TogNMuse
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Came up for the weekend, with friends, to celebrate our (19th) wedding anniversary, and attended the Back to School night, lovely designed club with a plethora of tastefully decorated and furnished, areas to socialise, dance, and play! All the staff were excellent in showing us around or serving ... Read complete review
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    Sep 24 - posted by bumpkin
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Gems is located in a small former dairy farm unit and is the sole occupant of the site. The location, whilst around a quarter of a mile away from the A303, is very rural, down a no through road and can be tricky to find! This does, however, mean that it is also not over looked. The club is open on... Read complete review
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    Sep 14 - posted by sp1key
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Fabulous staff and great patrons, made up it`s open again !!!
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    Sep 13 - posted by MilfS
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    I just want to say thank you to all today! I had a fantastic time, was welcomed by all. Met some lovely people who I hope to get to know more. The staff were really informative and friendly too
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    Sep 12 - posted by Roxy1982
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Xtasia is my local club. The staff are fantastic. The venue is great. Lots of play rooms and different areas. Everything is nice and clean. The BDSM events are my favourite because that's my type of thing. There is a broad range of events that take place each month. Flirts bar is great and I li... Read complete review
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    Sep 12 - posted by Roxy1982
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Visited Townhouse on Friday evening. The staff were fantastic. Great venue with fabulous paly rooms and different areas. Good BDSM kit. Love the glory hole with the purple light to let you know someone is in there. Everything was clean and comfortable. Love the fact that there is unisex toilets... Read complete review
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    Sep 7 - posted by Oblivion999
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    So after years of struggling with idea to go to a club. I have visited my local townhouse. The owners and staff are friendly and welcoming and they make the events amazing for everyone in attendance. you relax straight away and they show off the rooms that you can see they take pride in. The event... Read complete review
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    Sep 6 - posted by Scousecouple123
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    We visited Townhouse for their PURE event and all I can say is WOW. The club is fantastic and you can see the owners have spent a lot of money making this club look amazing. It was spotlessly clean all over and the staff couldn’t do enough for you. Plenty of rooms to play in with different styles... Read complete review
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    Aug 29 - posted by KinkyMonkey
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    I have been meaning to visit The Velvet Rope for a while but got my first opportunity on Saturday having a stall at Swindon Fetish Market and I was certainly impressed lots of rooms all kitted out well, can't wait until the jacuzzi is up and running but above all this the owners are so friendly and ... Read complete review
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    Aug 25 - posted by pumpkinspicedcouple
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    We visited for the first time recently and have already booked our next three visits! The place is so fresh, clean and looks amazing. Everyone was so welcoming and friendly and made a very “new/nervous” couple feel extremely welcomed.
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    Aug 22 - posted by senioritaandherwolf
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    We went to couples and single gals night few weeks back. Was our first time there as a couple (female half been before over 2 years ago) love this place so much! The chilled vibes the amazing atmosphere it's just fantastic! Great hygiene standards too which helps when it comes to these types of club... Read complete review
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    Aug 21 - posted by Blexn
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    I have recently attended a few events at Townhouse, hands down is the best club I have ever been! Outstanding and beats any mainstream regular club. Everyone is so friendly and welcoming, amazing events, cosy atmosphere, people are friendly and non judgmental. Thumbs up, thank you for the experienc... Read complete review
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    Aug 17 - posted by ArtemisWolf
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Went to Harlots recently and had a fantastic time. The club itself is clean and feels safe. It has a great variety of different play spaces for everyone as well. The staff are friendly and approachable and really do help put people at ease. I love the changes they've made to the club during lock... Read complete review
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    Aug 17 - posted by woodworks
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Hubby and I attended the couples and single ladies event on Saturday. It was our first time at Townhouse and our first ever club. We've played separately for years so we wondered what it would be like to play together. The welcome to the club was so warm. The staff and hosts were just lovely ... Read complete review
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    Aug 17 - posted by Altcouple11
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    Where do we even start! Attended the newbies and notsos night last Thursday, Amazing atmosphere, amazing hosts, spotlessly clean. Vicky is just an absolute gem! We both felt so comfortable and at home, can’t wait to come back and explore more xxx
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    Aug 16 - posted by SerenCouple
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    We attended the couples & single ladies event on Saturday and had a great time! Great to be back in the club, everyone super friendly as usual and we loved all the improvements since our last visit xx
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    Aug 15 - posted by LuckymanwithNell
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    Member's Recommendation: Yes
    We love this club. Now that the clubs are opening up again we are so glad to be able to go back. The facilities and large club based over several floors are great. Nell likes the hot tub. I like the sauna. We both love the play rooms especially the cinema, dungeon and the large play room in the cel... Read complete review